I’m not proud to admit this, but during my current period of unemployment I’ve started Keeping Up With the Kardashians. I had managed to ignore this entire family for several years, but now I find that I’ve got opinions about every family member and, if I’m channel-surfing and find that anything Kardashian-related is on TV, I want to watch. I really need to get a job.
Anyway, I was in a shop over the weekend and, while idly browsing the DVDs, I spotted a box set of ‘Khloe and Kourtney Take Miami’. It featured what might be some of the worst Photoshop I’ve ever seen – so bad, in fact, that I used my phone to take a photo of it:
What the fresh hell have they done to Khloe and Kourtney? Their heads don’t match their bodies, and Kourtney’s baby-holding arm doesn’t look human (and that doesn’t look like a real baby). And don’t you think that Khloe’s backside looks like they’ve lifted it from a photo of Kim? Really, it’s bad enough that these two have to go through life with spazzily-spelt names, without having to deal with this kind of shenanigans as well.
And no, of course I didn’t buy the DVD…